Welcome to the MAT (Mellow Aptitude Test)

Choose the one answer that best describes you:

I prefer:
A. The company of good friends and good drink.
B. The company of total strangers in an airport security line.
C. The company of the other folks in my anger management group.

I prefer:
A. The taste of a superbly crafted, perfectly aged premium whiskey.
B. The taste of a great whiskey as long as it's less than $5 a gallon.
C. The taste of anything with alcohol in it, including after shave.

I enjoy:
A. Complex, full-bodied whiskey with delicate flavors and a long finish.
B. Something I really don’t taste much, like vodka.
C. Something that compliments the taste of a fine cola.